Quirky Quotes

Some more funny talk from our crazy house!

While driving to the store…
Elle: “Do you HAVE the wrong Person?”
Daddy: “What do you mean?”
Elle: “ You have the wrong person in the car?”
Daddy: “Who do we have?”
Elle: “ You don’t have Elle, you have MacKenzie”
Daddy: “ What…. We got the wrong little girl from school???”
Elle: “Yes!!!”

While tucking the kids in
Elle: “A long long time ago when I was in your tummy?”
Mommy: “Yes, when you were a tiny baby.”
Elle: “And I was sooo cute?”
Mommy: “Yes you were the cutest little girl ever.”
Elle: “Then you made me get out so Liam could get in?”

While filling out Christmas tags
Jay: "How do you spell Uncie?" (for Uncie Eric)
Julia: "Duh - M-O-N-K-E-Y"

At a restaurant having dinner, Julia and Elle made a restroom trip..
about 5 min later... loudly, from across the room.
Elle: "Daddy, Daddy... I did really BIG POOPS!!!"
Daddy: Turning red... "Good job, Bug!!"

While doing Elle's hair,
"Mommy, when boys get their hair cut, short, do you see brains?"

Driving around running errands one day,
Elle "Daddy, what do you suppose Kanagaroos eat?"
Daddy "That is a great question, what do you think?"
Elle "Probably just vegatables."

While cleaning up after breakfast one Saturday,
Jay singing Wall Flowers ...
"... and the same black line that was drawn on you,
was drawn on me,
and now its drawn me in....
6 7 and a hard 8".
Kristina "What was that??"
Jay "6 7 and a hard 8"
Kristina laughing.. "Its 6th avenue heart ache!!"